NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Dicks are not precious.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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