I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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