Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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