I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
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