are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I could fuck to npr.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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