In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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