Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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