Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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