Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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