clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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