There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
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