i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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