I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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