When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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