Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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