Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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