i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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