I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Randomize
