but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
