I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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