But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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