she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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