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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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