I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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