Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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