I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
