I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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