lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
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