was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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