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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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