He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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