i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
