Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I can't turn off my feet"
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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