all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
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