I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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