Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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