too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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