Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
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