There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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