Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
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