Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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