Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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