For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
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