We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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