is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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