Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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