It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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