Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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