full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
BRING THE BAGELS
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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