We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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