Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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