i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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