I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Randomize
