I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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