Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Randomize
