i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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