love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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