Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Is Oprah even human
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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