whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
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